Tuesday, April 05, 2005

What do you mean this isn’t the Matrix?

Damn… I went out, bought a new leather trench coat, some badass shades, and these VERY uncomfortable black vinyl pants! I even took a red pill and everything! Great, now I’ve gotta return all this crap to that stupid goth store at the mall… hey… it wont come off… oh god, help… the zipper’s stuck… son of a…