Friday, April 22, 2005

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

Cigarettes make everyone cooler! Even members of other species. Just look at how much cooler that chimp is with the cigarette. Don’t believe me? Just run on down to your local zoo and take a look at all the run of the mill, everyday, non-smoking chimps you can find and you tell me that suave simian isn’t getting all kinds of monkey ass!

This finally proves to me that “Planet of the Apes” was not just a film but a warning sent to us from the future! If these chimps can learn to imitate one of our worst habits, like inhaling fire into our lungs, what’s next? All we can do is lock up the gun cabinet, hide the Jack Daniels, and for the love of god keep them away from the French! They can smoke now and they didn’t bathe to begin with which means they’re halfway to learning how to sing “Frère Jacques” already!

MCB

2 Comments:

Blogger Kanokadafi said...

haha, you racist bastard, I'm gonna tell the French. Monkeys rule, and so what if they take over the world, I'll join them, in the next stage of my life titled "Kano goes bananas"

G-unit (Gorilla Unit)

6:19 AM  
Blogger Mooch Rex said...

Damn dirty apes.

3:35 PM  

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